thank you for playing beer pong

the non-olympic sport of beer-pong was sported on thanksgiving for inordinate amounts of time. result? all losers in some rounds and all winners when ping-pong balls enriched with stuck dog hair and served drunk are weighted in. what's there not to like about the game? oh, i can still re-rake? awesome..., i almost fell on my face, but luckily i landed elegantly on my chin instead... that beer tastes flowery, you don't think so?... i'll have it, a voice runs across the living room at the speed of sound... you play a little, lose a little, and so you drink a little more